When life knocks me down, instead of getting back up i usually lie there and take a nap.

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"There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don’t expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. However, for those select few… Who possess, the predisposition… I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death.’

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I don’t fear commitment. I fear wasting my time.

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I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me

Orange is the New Black cast for EW

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Start ignoring people who threaten your joy.
Literally, ignore them.
Say nothing.
Don’t invite any parts of them into your space.

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It seems very safe to me to be surrounded by green growing things and water.

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If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

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